Philadelphia · Furniture Assembly
Squared up.
Tightened for good.
Flat-pack, wardrobes, desks, cribs, home office — built plumb and square, every fastener actually tightened, boxes hauled away. Any brand, any instructions.
What's included
Every piece, actually tightened — not just stood up.
- Any brand — IKEA, Wayfair, Amazon, anything flat-pack — built from the real instructions
- Every joint and cam lock torqued, not just snapped together
- Squared and leveled before final tightening, so doors and drawers close flush
- Cribs and kids' furniture built to the safety spec, hardware torqued to it
- All boxes, foam, and pallet wrap hauled away
- Drawers and doors tested in front of you before you pay
About narrow rowhome stairwells
Getting a full-size wardrobe or bed frame up a tight Philly stairwell is usually the hard part, not the assembly. Whenever a piece won't fit assembled, I build it in the room itself — no guessing after it's already jammed on the landing.
Already stuck partway through a build? I can also disassemble and rebuild it somewhere that actually works.
Flat pricing
Know the number before I knock.
Priced by piece — not by the hour. You approve the price when you book.
| Item | Detail | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Small item | Nightstand, chair, small shelf unit | $69 |
| Dresser or bed frame | Drawers squared, glides tested | $99 |
| Crib | Safety-spec hardware, stability tested | $89 |
| Wardrobe or large sectional | Two-person lift, in-room build if needed | $129 |
| 3+ pieces, same visit | Discounted bundle | Quote |
How it goes
Three steps, one visit.
Book your piece
Pick the item type and count online. Note the brand if you have it — helps me bring the right tools.
Track & build
You get a live link the day of. I build in the room if space is tight, squaring and torquing every joint as I go.
Test & done
Drawers and doors get tested in front of you, boxes hauled away. You pay when you're happy with it.
Questions
Before you book.
Do you assemble furniture I already bought, or sell it too?
Just assembly — I build whatever you've already ordered or have sitting in boxes. Any retailer, any brand, flat-pack or not.
Can you get a wardrobe up my stairs if it doesn't fit assembled?
Yes — that's the norm in rowhomes, not the exception. I carry the pieces up unassembled and build the whole thing in the room, so stairwell width is never the blocker.
Do you anchor dressers or wardrobes to the wall?
I can, as an add-on — worth doing on any tall dresser or wardrobe, especially with kids in the house. Tip-over anchoring is quick once the piece is already built and squared.
What if a piece is missing hardware or a panel is damaged?
I stop and flag it rather than force a bad fit. I'll tell you exactly what's missing or damaged so you can get it replaced from the retailer, then come back to finish for free.
Do you haul away the boxes and packaging?
Yes, that's included on every job — flattened boxes, foam, and pallet wrap all leave with me.
How long does a typical assembly take?
A nightstand or chair is usually under 30 minutes; a wardrobe or bed frame is closer to an hour or two. Either way, you get a live ETA and I don't leave until it's tested and square.
Now booking · August 2026
Let's get it built right.
Pick your piece, pick a time, and track me on the way. Flat price, tested before I go.